by Johnny Punish
Donald Trump is now officially the biggest gambler in world history!
Yesterday, Trump’s legal team proposed that the federal criminal case against him for conspiracy to commit fraud against the American people be postponed for 2.5 years to April 2026. 2.5 YEARS! Might as well be the Twelve of Never! LOL!
If you have NOT figured out Trump’s strategy by now is “delay, delay, delay” then you’re head is buried under a rock covered in a soundproof garbage bag.
In addition, his “big reveal” show planned for Monday whereby he would show the world all the evidence that he is NOT guilty in the Georgia case was squashed by his lawyers.
His social media post this morning laid out some lame ass excuse as to why he had to cancel the “Big Reveal” which was hilarious. He said…
This guy is guilty! We heard him! We saw him! We all know it. Trump knows it. And you know it!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I get it… some of you love his policies and even some of you think he was an effective US President. Why? I have no clue but you believe he was great. OK, you can have that nonsense.
I mean, where’s that Wall Paid for By Mexico? And the repeal of ObamaCare? Yeah, that did NOT happen either. And don’t tell me you support tax cuts for the top 1%. Really? Are you really in the top 1%? Come on!
And I am just being nice right now so don’t even get me started with that Sore Loser being the most openly pro-Zionist President in US History and his children, oops, I mean White House Advisors, getting a few billion as they were walking out the door.
Nah, instead, for this article, let’s just be practical and straightforward.
Trump has been indicted 4 times with 91 charges; two of these indictments are by Jack Smith.
I looked up Jack Smith’s record. He has a 100% conviction rate! Whoa!
Purely from a Las Vegas point of view, the odds that Trump gets off free on all the charges are astronomical. Seriously, think about it. He knows it. I know it. And You know!
So stop the bullshit and let’s be honest because there ain’t NO WAY in hell you going to put your hard-earned money on a bet that has almost NO chance of winning!
In fact, send me $ 1000 now and I will book your bet. How about I give you 100 to 1? You wanna make it? Of course not! Because you know he ain’t skating on the charges!
His only shot is to delay, delay and delay until the 2024 Election whereby he is betting that he can get elected. Then get back into the White House, take power, and start shooting down all the indictments using his mandated power with a nice tinge of revenge!
Now, that’s a huge bet! In fact, it’s the biggest bet in modern US History….if not the biggest bet in world history.
I mean, this guy is throwing all-in chips in on a bet that has almost no shot at paying off! It’s Nutzo! Crazy!
Frankly, the reality is that, while he has rabid cult fans, he’s made no new fans from the independents, which he must have to overcome the deficit to which he lost by last time. In fact, I would argue that independents definitely not going to vote for him.
Back in 2016, he lost the popular vote by 3,000,000. In fact, more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than any other losing presidential candidate in US history. The Democrat outpaced President-elect Donald Trump by almost 2.9 million votes, with 65,844,954 (48.2%) to his 62,979,879 (46.1%), according to revised and certified final election results from all 50 states and the District of Columbia.
Clinton’s 2.1% margin ranked third among defeated candidates, according to statistics from US Elections Atlas. Andrew Jackson won by more than 10% in 1824 but was denied the presidency, which went to John Quincy Adams. In 1876, Samuel Tilden received 3% more votes than Rutherford B. Hayes, who eventually triumphed by one electoral vote.
But alas, the stupid antiquated Electoral College vote got in the way and Trump barely won. Even he was shocked.
But let’s not forget, our favorite bullshiter was ready for the loss.
You may remember, even back then he was saying the election was fake and that 3,000,000 “illegals” voted and so, he said, that would have given him the popular vote victory. Of course, the liar promised he would provide evidence. And just like when he lied about Obama Being Born in Kenya, there was NO evidence. But everyone moved on to the next circus trick…forgetting about the last one!
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2016
And of course, there was Election 2020!
Ahhhh….More bullshit from Sore Loser.
But this time, he lost by over 7,000,000 votes. In fact, Biden won 81,283,098 votes or 51.3 percent of the votes cast. He is the first U.S. presidential candidate to have won more than 80 million votes. Trump won 74,222,958 votes or 46.8 percent of the votes cast. That’s more votes than any other presidential candidate has ever won, with the exception of Biden. (Third-party candidates picked up 1.8 percent of the votes cast.) and he also lost that weird stupid Electoral College thing!
So what about 2024?
I say Sore Loser Trump loses again but this time by 20,000,000 votes! 20 Million? What? That’s right! 20 million!
Well, this has nothing to do with Biden. In fact, the DEMS can nominate anybody and Trump will still lose by 20 million. Why? Because has turned off every free-thinking individual. Independents want nothing to do with him. He’s toxic and only talks about negative things! He is the revenge guy and rehashing the past. He’s a comedian past his prime, relic. His insult comic routine is stale, boring and says nothing to Americans about their future. He offers NO real hope or vision for the future.
Yes, it’s true he falsely offers salvation to his white grievance audience who is scared of the future. It worked in 2016, barely. It did NOT work in 2020 and it won’t work in 2024 because his white grievance audience is aging. The kids that are of age now have no investment in that 20th Century vision where “whites” were 90% of the population and “blacks” could NOT vote! The new kids on the block are 21st-century citizens. They are NOT watching The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet!
Now, don’t get me wrong. They don’t want an 82-year Biden as their leader either. And so they are pissed too. But they definitely don’t want Captain Chaos Trump. So he’s out and Biden will be in.
America will have to wait until 2028 to bring in new younger leaders. And Trump will get convicted and hopefully, go to jail where he belongs although I suspect, they will ankle bracelet his ass and leave him watching TV at Mar-A-Lago; a man past his prime who once had a chance to Make America Great but instead chose to shit the bed instead! No Mount Rushmore for this Jerk-off!
So yeah, I will win all the bets and gladly remove you from your money. So send all your cash OR Bitcoin to me at: “a fool and his money are soon parted DOT com”